A week full of epiphanies

SUNDAY
The geese think it's spring. Haha.
They don't have calendars.
Haha.

MONDAY
Crispin is a funny name.

TUESDAY
I'm finishing my second year of college already.
I missed my first class.
In my second class, I submitted a paper containing punctuation with which I do not agree. To please Mrs Reddick.
Success has its price.

WEDNESDAY
On careful consideration, it is amazing that I'm still alive, have all my faculties, and am doing okay in school.
Because of this miracle I was able to skip assembly, wake up at two this afternoon, have some chocolate for breakfast, stare at the computer screen, type a longish blog entry with my arms at the wrong angle, take the interstate, play my music almost loud enough to melt my ears, and threaten an angry goose at a close distance.

THURSDAY
I miss the smells of my house.
Courtney is a phantom suitemate. I think she comes into room 304 about twenty percent more often than I'm aware.

FRIDAY
I can't always predict a Kelly reaction.
If you are familiar with the geese that make frequent use of our sidewalks, think of the noises those geese make.
Now recall "the Abominable", if you are familiar with him. Think of him laughing-- the louder sort that often occurs in crowds.
In pitch, in quality, in salience--
SIMILAR NOISES, REALLY.
Aww.

SATURDAY
I have a lot in common with Winnie the Pooh.
If I were an animal, I would probably be either a bear or a goose. (More on this later.)