CRIMIDA

Confessions Ranging from Innocuous to Moderately Incriminating, Depending on the Audience:

Some days I just wake up really apathetic.

When I'm watching a movie, and a chase scene or a fight scene begins, I invariably stop paying attention and don't even realize it until the scene is over.

I am concerned about global warming. About 30% of this is benevolence, but about 70% of it is a preference for cold weather.

I usually hate adrenaline rushes, but not the kind I get from music with a heavy beat.

I keep quiet about random things because I feel, vaguely, that it gives me leverage.

Sometimes, when I have an itch, I purposely keep myself from scratching it.

I am, in fact, very attracted to the stereotypical butler/valet.

Beginning with a frightening magazine article when I was nine, lots of adolescent thought was devoted to the future avoidance of gynecologists.

I hate being blamed for something, especially if it is my fault.