Toilet brush
Courtney rinsed the poop brush in our sink.
...In our sink.
...The poop brush.
...Sink.
...Poop brush.
...Sink.
...Poop...
Yeah.
As the truth (giving new birth to the phrase "stranger than fiction"!) sank into my mind, my throat began to constrict excruciatingly. It finally closed in on itself with an unprecedented force such that it shattered and fell into my stomach.
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