Murder
OMIGOSH I KILLED TIFFANY'S FISH
I left the window open while I was at the First Assembly church service. It started at 10:00. I thought I'd only be gone for an hour or two, but then Juna and I ate lunch at Michelle's and Jen's with Sheli. When I got back at 5:30 the room had acquired an icy sheen. I closed the window.
However, Tiffany and I could not get the room to warm up. It was still freezing at midnight, which is approximately when Fish (being a Betta and preferring tropical weather) sank to the bottom of his tank.
Though Tiffany laughs at me, I am planning for his burial ceremony.
And a clandestine visit to PetSmart.
Dear room heater,
That was an inappropriate time to stop working.
Sincerely,
Amanda
1 comment:
You have my deepest sympathy. However, if you weren't out partying all the time, things like this wouldn't happen, and Fish would still be swimming aimlessly in circles and experiencing great joy and purpose.
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