And she will crush your head

2 OCTOBER: A MONDAY

Amanda Webb: *needs to go to class*

Air Base Squadron: *is blocking the lobby door, unaware*

Amanda Webb: *slides silently past just in time*

Air Base Squadron: [enthusiastically] Hi, Amanda!

Amanda Webb: *is already yards away* Hullo!

Amanda's inner Hydra: Mwahaha! ACTUALLY, I'M SCARED.



3 OCTOBER: A TUESDAY

Abominable Snowman: What's wrong? What's your deal?

Amanda Webb: WHOA HELLO OUT OF NOWHERE pull out the headphones what else have you been saying ...What?

Abominable Snowman: Do I scare you or what?

His eyes are uncharacteristically searching and humorless.

Amanda Webb: ...

Fear: *sweeps in like a scaly dragon and perches in her heart, bringing with it an unexpected cover of calm expressionlessness*

Amanda Webb: I don't know how to say it... uh. No. No, you don't scare me. *smiles*

Amanda Webb's guts: SELF DESTRUCT! SELF DESTRUCT!!

Enter: characteristic cheerful Abominable demeanor.

Abominable Snowman: Okay!

Amanda continues to the cafeteria, where she finds it just a shade difficult to hold a drinking glass still.



27 OCTOBER: A FRIDAY

Ancient Serpent: Blablabla and it was-- AMANDA! ...How are you?

Amanda Webb: *is phenomenal*

Amanda Webb: I'm good, actually. How are you?

Ancient Serpent: Good, good. *literally holds out his hand*

Amanda Webb: *shakes it and laughs*

Amanda's hand: I'm not even tingling; can you believe it?

Assembly: *commences*

Windows Media Player: Rob Bell!

Ancient Serpent: Yaddayadda, something about the Yankees when *swipes his card* they didn't even play, Amanda.

Amanda Webb: *smiles and moves on*

Random insertion of Amanda's name: I feel so unimposing and powerless.



Impressive? Headway? I'd say so.