Heart attacks, $13.20

I wish food would be sold based on caloric content, maybe a penny for every calorie. We'd be so much healthier (broke, otherwise). An orange would cost 50¢; a package of Skittles, $2.50. Apart from special occasions, rather few people would be willing to pay $13 for a large Blizzard.

On the other hand, I guess, celery is a very low calorie food, so they'd practically be paying people to eat it... which is almost necessary as it is.